Our long-time friend Melinda recently wrote on Facebook about a sign she saw: "Emergency Piano Sale!" She then questioned the difference between an "Emergency Piano" and a regular piano. Did it have red and blue lights that strobed round and round? Did it have a siren? Can you play faster on it than a regular one? At least that's some of the stuff Melinda was questioning.
Well, I saw a Sears ad yesterday. It said, "plus free oil changes for one year by mail when you buy 4 Michelin tires." Hmmmm.
I think I'll ask our friend Laurie, the mail carrier, if her work is messier than it used to be.
I just wonder how close I have to pull up to the mail box to keep it from spilling any.