Use your imagination. What if King Kong wore a wedding ring?
If he did, I don't know if he received if from the blonde in the movie.
If he did, the circumference would be large enough to fit his finger. But perhaps the thickness would be more the size of a Bic pen.
If he did, he lost it. On the entry street to the college near my house.
If he did and he lost it there, I found it yesterday morning.
As I was running.
In the dark.
When I stepped into it with one foot.
Then it flipped up and married my other foot at the same time.
I was running at a pretty good clip.
...splat on the asphalt.
Thanks, King Kong. :(